100+ Best Instagram Captions for your Photos and Selfie 2019

Best Instagram Captions for your Beautiful Photos and Sexy Selfies

We all love to upload daily new Selfies & Photos on Instagram & Facebook etc. But without captions, it looks like a tea without sugar because Photos can express our feelings more effectively with great captions.

 

So, here’s the BEST INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR YOUR ALL TYPES OF PHOTOS & SELFIES.

  • I’m Lucky to get Haters
  • Be Smart, But never show it
  • Lookgood, Feel Good, Do Good
  • Work hard and be nice to people
  • Wakeup & Be awesome
  • Live, laugh and love!
  • Silence is the most powerful scream
  • Stay a mystery, it’s better
  • Smile, it confuses people
  • Success always follows hard work
  • Think positive. Live positive
  • I’m not beautiful like you. I’m beautiful like me
  • her attitude savage but her heart is gold
  • Wine + dinner = winner
  • When nothing goes right, go left
  • Salty BUT sweet
  • Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.
  • Go wild for a while.
  • Rolling with the homies.
  • When you are Downie, eat a brownie.
  • All we have is NOW.
  • We got that Friday feeling.
  • Catch flights, not Feelings.
  • Disappointed but not surprised.
  • How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!
  • 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  • You can’t do epic shit with basic people
  • I’m enjoying this look.
  • never looked so good…
  • Fall in LOVE with my new look.
  • I’m loving it!!!
  • A good life is a collection of happy moments.
  • Live the life you’ve imagined!
  • I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!
  • Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
  • Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
  • I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny!
  • I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
  • Friday is my second favorite F word.
  • I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  • I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
  • I am not fat, I am just… easier to see.
  • I am not lazy, I am just on my energy saving mode.
  • I Live And I Learn But I Wait My Turn. I’m Always On The Run, Got Weight To Burn.
  • There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
  • So we meet again
  • If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes.
  • Aye, I’m just feeling my vibes right now, I’m feeling myself.
  • Warning – You might fall in love with me.
  • I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.
  • If being hot is a Crime ARREST ME!
  • I just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  • If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
  • Silence is the best answer to all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately, both never help in VIVA & INTERVIEW.
  • I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  • Nothing is illegal until you get caught
  • If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
  • I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.
  • Born free, taxed to death.
  • Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 15
  • Can Bob the Builder fix my bad attitude?
  • Some people just need high-five. In the face. With a chair!
  • Life is a bitch. Learn how to fuck it.
  • I liked it so it’s mine!
  • I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!
  • Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.
  • I wish common sense was more common.
  • It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
  • I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.
  • You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.
  • Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an expert opinion.
  • Rule #1: Never be number two!
  • Be savage, not average
  • The average is boring.
  • Don’t be average be savage.
  • I am sassy and I know it!
  • DIFFERENT doesn’t mean WRONG.
  • Be the change that you wish to see in the world.
  • If you resist change, you resist life.
  • It is not how much you do – how you do it is what makes life beautiful.
  • Be your own kind of beautiful.
  • Be brave enough to live differently.
  • Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.
  • Happy girls are the prettiest.
  • Don’t forget to smile 
  • A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
  • The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
  • Cherish every moment of your life.
  • Enjoy the little things in life.
  • The most important things in life aren’t things.
  • Do small things with great love.
  • Make every second count.
  • Do what makes you happy!
  • Be thankful for the life you own.
  • We only have one life to live.
  • Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
  • Dear Lord… please give me some patience NOW…NOW…NOW….
  • I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
  • How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
 
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